ECD on April 2nd
Celebrate in the revelry of confusion in the tumultuous waves of changed Ebens.
Don't forget to put Chiquita Banana stickers in the eye-pieces of the pince-nez, for good luck.
For a free cutout-EBEN Masque, send a SASE (self-addressed, stamped envelope) to:
B.R.Y. Amory, 3rd floor 75 Francis Street Boston, MA 02115 USA
Spread Eben far and wide. We have plans to make him a household word by the year 2000.
EBEN! Where have you left your keys?!