Flight to Newark

Yeah, well, all flights outta New York do that.

But wouldn't it be faster if we actually got airborn??

Hey, do I look like air traffic control?

But .. but . . someone could get hurt, we might get pulled over by the police, I mean.. look out the window, there are cars everywhere!!

.. Lady, CHILL-OUT! we're in JERSEY for chrissake!!
In this state they make the overpasses are high enough for the planes to pass under...