Flight to Newark

    No wonder this flight's taking so long . . we're still taxiing down the interstate!!

    Yeah, well, all flights outta New York do that.

    But wouldn't it be faster if we actually got airborn??

    Hey, do I look like air traffic control?

    But .. but . . someone could get hurt, we might get pulled over by the police, I mean.. look out the window, there are cars everywhere!!

    .. Lady, CHILL-OUT! we're in JERSEY for chrissake!!
    In this state they make the overpasses are high enough for the planes to pass under...

Piscataway . .