1 minute, 45 seconds. (Criminal Cuisine)

Pickle me a felon.
Make him ghastly green.
Stuff him full of watermelon.
Until he barely screams.

Drop me in a criminal.
With scars right through his hide.
I'll fill him full of cinnamon.
So that he smiles wide.

Take a common thief.
And stir him through the broth.
Let him fry with juicy beef.
To make him very soft.

The liver's filled with murder.
The heart's been pumping hate.
We cooked it out with bourbon.
And served it on a plate.