The Meaning of Accentuation

• Norwegians slash their O's when they don't want a word to mean anything.

• Bavarian Motor Works implemented the Û(beta) to simulate the hissing of air from the tires of Mercedes Benz.

• The gestapo invented the umlaut for world monitoring.

• The French Resistance invented the circumflex to circumvent the umlaut.

• The cedilla represents the vestigal remains of a G in the letter C.

• Accent aigu et accent grave signify Paris' construction on sewers and graves.

• ~ was implemented to satisfy cubist demands for artistry in their language.

• Icelanders slashed their d's to rid their country of Danes.

• Aw was placed on the Swedish navy for use as floatation after the sinking of the warship Vasa.

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